Do It Already!

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"It was just bad. It was just awful. It was horrible. A public school chorus singing ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow.’ I literally — if I wasn’t going to go out to some parties I would have slit ‘em right then. It was the worst. I was looking for a knife to stick in my eyes, it was so terrible." - Andy Cohen, Senior Vice President of Original Programming at Bravo, on MSNBC's "Morning Joe," talking about the kids from PS 22, who closed out Sunday's Oscars. That's right; the man responsible for The Real Housewives thinks a group of children singing is horrible. That's rich, Andrew. Granted, the kids were lip-synching, which was pretty lame, but certainly that's no reason to shame them on national television. Of course, shame is clearly not in Andy's repertoire of emotions. Not only is ACo clearly against all that is decent in the world, he is also terribly uncreative, as we've already heard him threaten to stick knives in his eyes -- last time in response to Heidi Montag Pratt's comment that she wanted to join "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Hey, Andy, you are responsible for the single biggest crapfest franchise on TV today, so maybe you ought to zip it. Or at the very least, stop teasing us and just stab yourself. Really.

Did P.S. 22 Singers Ruin Oscars? [NYTimes]

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"That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab … knives into my own eyes than see her on this network." - Andy Cohen, Senior Vice President of Original Programming at Bravo, responding to rumors that Heidi Montag Pratt will be joining the cast of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." It seems that ACo thinks his trash is superior to Heidi's trash, which is pretty fascinating. I mean, if I do the famewhore math, where x is equal to cosmetic surgery procedures and y is equal to shameless narcissism....okay, equations aren't my strong suit. The point is, Andrew, that you are as culpable as the Pratts on the DestructionOfSociety-o-meter, so settle the f*ck down.

(You can read more about Andy's Housewives here and here.)