CNN Sucks, Volume -- Ah, I've Lost Count

In case you haven't been following it, CNN has announced the latest strike in their campaign against integrity. First, there was the time Anderson Cooper asked former child star turned Born Again Christian proselytiser Kirk Cameron if the world is ending. Because KCam would know, of course. Then there was Piers Morgan and his whole Let's-treat-Condoleeza-Rice-like-she's-on-the-cover-of-Cosmo routine. And now CNN has made yet another bid for disgrace. The network has hired Camille Grammer, Real Housewife of Beverly Hills and estranged ex-wife of Kelsey, as one of their Oscar correspondents for Sunday's Academy Awards Broadcast. Okay, CNN. You've made your point. You have zero credibility and will soon be the news equivalent of Star magazine. Well done.

CNN Sucks

So, you know all those dead birds falling from the sky? And you know how some people think they signal the end of days? Well, Anderson Cooper decided to get to the bottom of the mystery, and he brought out the big guns to do so. Here we have ACoop interviewing Kirk Cameron about the events. Yeah, Kirk Cameron. From "Growing Pains." KCam is a born again Christian who once starred in a Bible-based movie about the end of the world. These two things evidently qualify him to speak to both ornithological phenomena and the Apocalypse. Personally, I am hesitant to listen to advice from anyone who had to be born twice. I mean, some of us got it right the first time around. Just saying. But, really, great work, CNN.