Friday, January 7, 2011
The most disturbing show in the history of TV, TLC's "Toddlers and Tiaras," introduced a new toddler last night. Here we have Mia, whose shtick is to strip off an angel costume -- yes, strip -- to reveal a gold leotard with pointy cone Madonna-esque bra cups while "dancing" to "Like A Prayer." Mia is two years old. I think my favorite part of the routine is when Mia stops dancing and her mom comes up on stage and manually shakes Mia's hips. I mean, when your two year-old refuses to gyrate inappropriately on stage, a parent has to take action. And there's nothing I hate more than a kid who refuses to be sexualized. What a brat.
Hey, Mia's mom. What's it like being a negligent, disgusting, pathetically desperate asshole? JUST WONDERING. Grrrrrr.
For more on the terrifying trend of sexualizing children, read this. To read about how it affects teens, read this.