Oh Jeezus

Willow Smith, the adorable and talented "Whip My Hair" singing daughter of we're-not-Scientologists-we-just-run-a-Scientology-school Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, divulged her parents' colossal failings to The Telegraph last week. Says the smallest Smith, "I never really get to go to school because I am always on tour or with my father. There is a tutor most of the time, but usually I am working so I never get to do the lessons. The worst thing about maths is all the kids are ahead of me because they go to school."

That's cool. It doesn't seem important to me at all that a young woman feel confident in her MATHS ability. Not at all. After all, she whips her hair, people!!!

I Bet Tom Cruise Is Crazy Jealous

Jada Pinkett and Will Smith are weird. Say whatever you want -- they're weird. They're, like, secret Scientologists, and Will has conspiracy theories, and they're always talking about some sort of sex-related shiz that that you know they don't even do --  and if they do I do NOT want to hear about it. I mean, they're not hard on the eyes, and they seem like nice enough people, but...a little wacky, no? Anyway -- regardless -- their daughter, Willow, is pretty rad. Her first video, for her single "Whip My Hair," was released today, and Willow Smith is a little bad a$$. I mean that in the cool way, not in the Taylor Momsen way. The song is kind of awful, but the video is cool, and Willow is very cool. And she's not Miley! By that I mean that she's fully clothed. Bonus! You can see the video at Gawker TV.