Last night at his concert in Atlantic City, Kanye West announced that his sperm took a break from congratulating themselves long enough to make it into Kim Kardashian's fallopian tubes. Yup. They're having a baby.
So, if your messiah is an entitled, greedy, largely talentless, self important schmuck, prepare for the rapture (a Seacrest/Jenner production)!
Update: Did I mention that Monsieur West's exact words were