Stars! They're Just Like Us!

"Jay was in a private room of Hermes doing last-minute shopping. He had a guard standing watch outside. He spent $350,000 on Birkin bags, among other things. The buying binge took so long, Jay-Z missed his scheduled lunch at Nello, prompting the restaurateur to deliver his food to the store." - a "source" tells Dlisted about Beyonce's Christmas present procurement. Wow. Let's all have a moment of silence this holiday season for the heroic, nameless Nello restaurateur who made sure no one went hungry this holiday season. Well, not a billionaire music mogul, anyway. It's a Christmas miracle.

Beyoncé the Messiah

This morning, Beyoncé surprised the Today show audience by dropping by while Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford were interviewing her mom, and Hota Kotb lost her shit. Really. The clip pretty much speaks for itself, but I'd like to point out that the Dalai Lama was on Today once, and Hoda didn't so much as blink. But then, you know, the DL isn't much of a singer. One word, Hoda: Depends