"I'll tell you this: If a 16 year-old girl was pictured with a 29 year-old man in any of that, he'd be in big trouble." - Bill O' Reilly, on his show "The O'Reilly Factor," in a conversation about the spread in this month's Elle magazine that features 16 year-old Justin Bieber and 29 year-old Kim Kardashian. In the photos, the two frolic in the surf before Kim pretends to seduce little Justin. It is, in fact, creepy and hypocritical. Which means that...um....I...agree...with...him. I agree with Bill O'Reilly. I agree with Bill O'Reilly. I AGREE WITH BILL O'REILLY. I'm sorry. I need to go lie down for a while. My soul hurts.
