"Housewives and retiree's [sic] only know enough legal jargon to get them through an episode of CSI. Can't expect much more than that." - Perez Hilton, on his blog, in a post about jury confusion in the ongoing Anna Nicole Smith drug conspiracy case. That's right, Perez; housewives and retirees are one giant mass of uneducated waste -- unlike famewhoring bloggers whose talents include child pornography. Oh, and there is no apostrophe in the plural word "retirees," you jackass.