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"I think he should apologize publicly and he should be reprimanded for it." - Michael Bolton, on Good Morning America, speaking about Dancing With The Stars judge Bruno Tonioli. Bolton was eliminated this week from the crapfest, I mean show, after dancing what Bruno called "the worst jive in 11 seasons." Poor Mikey was so hurt by Bruno's criticism that he is publicly calling for Bruno's mea culpa. Because these shows are all about fair, tasteful competition. Take the skirt off, Bolts. Also, um, you put out quite a few albums back in the day, and we're still waiting for an apology for them. Just sayin'.