And I Thought Phonics Were His Biggest Problem

Okay, I'm a little late to the party on this one, primarily because I don't read anything that has to do with Brett Favre. It's not that I don't care about football; it's just that, you know, I'm a writer, so I'm a little attached to that whole proper-use-of-the-alphabet thing. And Brett would have us believe that his name is pronounced FaRVe, when in fact it's spelled FaVRe. This might not seem like a big deal to you, but, look: we have rules for the pronunciation of letters in this country. I spell my name r-e-n-é-e; I don't pronounce it "Ned." As you can see, I get a little rattled by Mr. Fav-re's disrespect. But I digress. With no further ado, I present, courtesy of Deadspin and uniterrupted by commentary from me, the details of BFav's recent extra-curricular, extra-marital activities. Excuse me -- the alleged details. Enjoy it here! (NSFW around the 2 minute mark, by the way)