"Food" Is a Liberal Term

I like to start posting earlier in the day than this; really, I do. But I've been frozen for the last 60 minutes or so, afraid to move or breathe lest I hurl chunks of my breakfast all over the room. Think that's gross? Yeah? Well, see that picture up there? It was featured recently on Gizmodo.com. That pink stuff is mechanically separated chicken. It's used to make chicken nuggets and patties. See, they mechanically separate the chicken, gather the resulting pink paste, wash it in ammonia to kill the bacteria, flavor it artificially to get rid of that pesky ammonia taste, and then color it artificially to kill that unappetizing pink color. And...Bingo! Nuggets! Eat up, people!