Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Her Sex Tape Leaks In 3...2...1...

You might have heard the news yesterday that Courteney Cox and David Arquette separated months ago. In a related and strangely symmetrical story, Cox's former co-star, David Schwimmer, announced that he has been married to waitress/actress Zoe Buckman for four months. So, the ol' Friends cast pretty much broke even this weekend where marriage is concerned. And I'm pretty sure nobody cares. However, don't let the Cox-Arquettes and the Buckman-Schwimmers fool you; the real star of the Friends' story is Arquette's alleged "new woman," Jasmine Waltz. The Huffington Post identifies Jasmine as "a waitress/actress most famous for punching Lindsay Lohan on her birthday. Jasmine, 28, has previously been linked to Paris Hilton ex Doug Reinhardt." She also dated Ryan Seacrest. Wow! That is some damn diligent famewhoring. Mad props, Jazzy. Really.

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