"I cried when I saw the picture. Everyone that was there, we all just burst into tears. It was a thrilling experience." - Kelly Osborne tells Us Weekly about the emotional response to her bikini cover photo for an upcoming issue of Shape magazine. Look, it's fab that Kelly is sober and healthy. She looks great, and kudos to her for losing weight the old-fashioned way. But "we all burst into tears"??? Really? Let me tell you what makes me cry, Kiki: the future of a world where a girl wears a bikini and the press acts like she's cured cancer. Take it easy, already.