Okay, this is more the stupidest thing I've seen, but let's not get hung up on technicalities. See that card above? That is the new Kardashian MasterCard. Just take a minute and let that sink in. Kardashian. Master. Card. Breast implants: $12,000
Nose job: $8000
One-month supply of trannylicious makeup: $2000
Proving to every cashier you meet that you are a complete idiot: Priceless.