People snagged this amazing scoop of a cover story! KKar thought she'd be married by now! She wants to fall in love! OMG! Who are these groundbreaking journalists???? And Kimmie, you are so brave to put this story out there! Thirty years old and still looking for love, and she is willing to share her lessons and revelations with the world. Um, can you say "American hero," people?
Just stop already.