Sunday, November 14, 2010
"I screamed like I was being murdered. They just kept looking at me like it was their car. I felt trapped. I was so scared." - Gina Guaragno, 23, of Staten Island. Gina is one of the many residents of the Ocean Breeze community who have been terrorized by a pack of wild turkeys. According to The New York Daily News, the turkeys are tying up traffic, pooping all over town, and just generally scaring people. Awesome. Seems to me the birds have a little, um, axe to grind over the upcoming Thanksgiving turkey slaughter. If I were you, I'd consider pasta on November 25. Just saying.