Saturday, November 20, 2010

Sarah Palin Wants You To Know They Kill Babies In Europe

I know; I know. There's been a lot of Palin talk here lately. What can I say? She's just a gift that keeps on giving. As such, it's hard to pick a favorite leaked excerpt from her new book, America By Heart. I mean, it's really hard. The Washington Post has a list of the top contenders, and you should definitely read them all. You'll laugh. You'll cry. It'll be just like Glee, I promise. Anyway, after an agonizing internal deliberation process, I hereby present my favorite SPal pearl of crazy, in which Sexy Sarah talks about the movie Juno and her appreciation for its "subversive moral messages":

"A European movie might have had Juno get her abortion in the opening scene and then spend the next hour and fifteen minutes smoking cigarettes and pondering the meaning of life. It would have been depressing and boring."

Now, for all of you who think Palin is an idiot, let me ask you this: Can YOU create a piece of pro-life, xenophobic propaganda in two sentences? I didn't think so.

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