Last night, the New Jersey Devils played the Buffalo Sabres. At the end of the game, the Devils were trailing by one goal and needed a shootout score to stay in the game. Enter Ilya Kovalchuk, the winger whom the Devils signed this summer to a $100 million contract. Watch the video above and then say it to yourself: "ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS." I'm no sports expert, but I'm pretty sure one should make contact with the puck for that paycheck, no? Just asking.