Wednesday, December 1, 2010

I Love The Smell Of Pathetic Desperation In The Morning

"JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Britany [sic] Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past." - Ed Meyer, who represents Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband, Ojani Noa. Meyer is referring to the home movies of JLo that Noa is trying to release. This guy must be a legal powerhouse, because nothing says litigious integrity like name-dropping Paris Hilton's crotch. Anywho, Lopez is fighting back with her own legal team in an attempt to block the release of the tapes. May I be the first to publicly beg Ojani to (1) spare us Jlo's coochie-from-the-block and (2) get a life. Really, dude. Dios mio.

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