"They say, 'OK, I'm going to be patting you down and I'm going to be touching the crease of your ass.' That is so inappropriate!" - Khloe Kardashian to George Lopez, on "Lopez Tonight" yesterday. You know what else is inappropriate, Khloe? Getting blown up in a plane. Granted, I'm a little skittish about flying, so I'm not really concerned about pat downs and screenings. Khloe, on the other hand, I should remember, works hard to keep her modesty intact. See above. And below.