Oh, Well, Since You Said 'Excuse Me'

"Please excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm f*ckin' you." - the chorus of Enrique Iglesias's new single, "Tonight (I'm F*ckin' You).  I like it when my paramours use "please," don't you? Take notice, boys: manners are important when informing a girl that you are going to f*ck her. And should you need any help with what comes after the pleasantries, Enrique's video is at your service. It's either a how-to video (about, evidently, how not to be rude when f*ckin' a person) or pornography. You decide.

Gooooooood Morning!