Friday, December 31, 2010
Here we have Joe Jonas from the Jonas Brothers and Ashley Greene from "Twilight," who are supposedly dating, at Disney World. Hmm. There is something a little off about this photo, no? I called in our resident body language expert -- me -- to evaluate the young couple. And I say that Ashley's stance and expression say, "Jonas Brothers. Please. I could so be doing John Mayer by now," while Mr. Scruffy next to her seems to be thinking, "I hope my hair looks cool." Ah, young love. Not at ALL a set up by their agents and Disney. Not at all.