Wednesday, December 29, 2010
"I'm going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don't have to worry...All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of day. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about." - Ashton Kutcher, telling Men's Fitness magazine that he is preparing for the end of the world (via Just Jared) . Seriously. Kutcher is stocking up on guns and learning the deadly Israeli combat technique Krav Maga, all in anticipation of Armageddon. Here's the thing: while it is perfectly plausible that society as we know it will fall apart any day, it's hard for me to trust Ashton Kutcher's predicitions. I mean, if you can't predict that your 21 year-old mistress will sell the incriminating text messages you sent her, somehow I doubt you have your finger on the pulse of humankind. Just saying.