Also, She Like Rainbows And Unicorns

"Are you high maintenance? I can't imagine you being a subservient wife...If I was going to woo you, how would I do that?" - Piers Morgan, interviewing former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice last night on (you guessed it) CNN. You remember Condi of course. Let's review: In addition to being the first African-American woman to serve as Secretary of State, Rice has a PhD in political science. She is also an accomplished classical pianist who played piano with the Denver symphony at the age of 15. And of course, while serving as Secretary of State, she was a major force behind supporting democracy in the greater Middle East -- for better or worse. And yet Piers WhoTheHellGaveMeAShow Morgan began his interview by asking Rice the same questions Cosmo asks its readers. BECAUSE SHE'S A CHICK, YOU KNOW. Jackass.