Friday, February 11, 2011
"Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk." - Charlie Sheen, in an anti-drug speech to the UCLA baseball team yesterday. Charlie Sheen in an anti-drug speech? Weeks after he shared a "briefcase full of cocaine" with a posse of strippers and ended up in the hospital? Months after he defended his drug-fueled, hotel-trashing, prostitute-tormenting weekend by saying, "If a guy has one bad night, everybody goes insane and panics. I'm not panicking." That guy? Really? Well, there's only one thing to do in a situation like this. Let's play one of my favorite games! It's called "What's Next?" It's easy. Watch:
What's next? Lindsay Lohan speaks to NYU's Drama Department about cultivating a life-long film career?
What's next? Kim Kardashian speaks to BYU's sororities about being popular without taking your clothes off?
What's next? P. Diddy talks to MSNBC about recession-proofing your budget?
Your turn; try it! It's fun.
Thanks to Chuckie for the laughs. And mad props to UCLA for what are clearly very high standards. Keep up the good work, people!