Wednesday, February 2, 2011
"I told her... if you could do Charlie a favor because if anyone does have to go into the house, I don't want that sense of him being a drug addict." - "Felony" (yes, Felony), the prostitute wrangler from whom Charlie Sheen ordered up some young professionals for his last sex and drug bender, explaining that she told her girl to hide Chuckie's cocaine. Felony explained to RadarOnline, "I was just, like, put in a drawer and put it away so when the police or the paramedics, or whoever is coming, you know doesn't see that." Aww, that's sweet. It's sort of like "You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours," except it's "You pay me $30,000, I'll have sex with you and hide your blow from the cops." Same thing, really.