Friday, October 12, 2012
By "All Stars" They Mean "All Over"
The cast of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice: All Stars has been announced, and, as one might expect, it's JAM PACKED with talent. The 14 contestants will be: perennial plastic surgery patient Lisa Rinna; bandana activist Bret Michaels; floridly psychotic former actor Gary Busey; inexplicable mess Latoya Jackson; professional reality TV bitch Omarosa Manigault; beautiful bride Dennis Rodman; person whom I've never heard of but who is allegedly an "American radio and TV personality" Claudia Jordan; requisite country singer and scowler Trace Adkins; Oscar hopeful/former Baywatch actress and Playmate Brande (of course her name is Brande) Roderick; Teller- and dignity-free Penn Jillette; hardcore, hardrock, look how hard and far he's fallen Dee Snider; actress for 5 minutes in the 70s Marilu Henner; Stephen "I could have been Alec" Baldwin; and, okay, this is just plain awesome, Li'l Jon.
The cool thing about this group is that, once "Celebrity" Apprentice ends, they can just hop on the shuttle to "Celebrity" Rehab. I have to say, there is not a day that goes by when I am not swollen with gratitude for all of the beauty Donny T brings in the world. He's a fucking national treasure, people. Recognize.
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Bret Michaels,
Donald Trump,
Gary Busey,
Latoya Jackson,
Li'l Jon,
Lisa Rinna,
Omarosa,
Reality TV,
Stephen Baldwin
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