Monday, November 12, 2012
So the top stories at Us Weekly are: a woman's body got smaller, a woman's body got bigger, and a woman's body got smaller. FASCINATING! These are extraordinary biological feats, indeed. I mean, we're so lucky that Us and its readers are keeping tabs on these things. In some parts of the world, women get much less attention for starving/not starving themselves. Which is a total blessing with all the devastating hunger in the world -- I mean, I for one am so relieved I don't have to compete with any of those skinny, impoverished, malnourished people. Cheaters!