Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Things Kate Middleton And I Have In Common

We both barfed our brains out during pregnancy; we're both kickass field hockey players; and we're both commoners who slept our way to easy street. Oh wait. Only that first one is true. Rats. Anyway, as you already know, poor KiKi is preggers and puking in a London hospital. I, for one, am not terribly impressed, as I did my vomito embarazada (or hyperemesis gravidarum as those fancy pants doctors call it) in a Boston Public Schools classroom while 28 eighth graders watched. KMid: 0; Me: 1. To be fair, though, Kate wins the nauseated nickname competition, with the Daily News referring to her as "the queasy royal," a title originally reserved for Prince Harry on any given Saturday morning. Well-played, Duchess. Well played.

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