Saturday, August 28, 2010

Can't She Just Buy a Brain or Something?

"Paris Hilton was released this morning on her own recognizance. This matter will be dealt with in the courts not in the media and I encourage people not to rush to judgment until all of the facts have been dealt with in a court of law. There will be no interviews and no more comments at this time." - Paris Hilton's attorney, in his official statement about Paris's arrest yesterday in Las Vegas for cocaine possession. In case you missed it, Paris and her boyfriend were pulled over by the LVPD when officers noticed marijuana smoke coming from the couple's car. And then the cops found cocaine in Paris's purse. Clearly, Paris really enjoyed her first trip to jail back in 2007. Why else would she sit in a parked car smoking pot with drugs in her bag? I mean, that would be just completely and unforgivably stupid.

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