Sunday, August 29, 2010

From the Files of "If Everyone Jumped Off a Bridge," Volume One

"Five years ago in Vegas, yes, OK, I had my lips plumped, and it looked ridiculous, but in Vegas it's in...I had my breasts done, going from a B to a D cup, actually, because at the time, living in Vegas, that's what the norm was." - Rachel Uchitel, Tiger's #1 mistress, in this month's Allure magazine. Great reasons to deform your face and body, Raych! You might recall that Tiger paid Rachel $10 million to keep her mouth shut about the details of their sordid affair. I guess it all makes sense now, because, you know, prostitution is legal in Vegas. Just saying.

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