Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Gym, Tan, Vomit

Yesterday we reported that "Jersey Shore's" Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino will make $5 million this year, largely from endorsements. As if that alone is not enough to call into question the state of our society, TMZ.com reports that The Sit received a $400,000 bonus for signing on as the spokesperson for Devotion vodka. The booze contains casein, a milk protein, which the company claims will increase muscle and decrease fat when used in combination with a weight training program. Awesome. It's always good to do vodka shots before you hit the bench press machine, right? As stupid as this idea is, I have to give it up to the folks at Devotion for picking a spokesperson. I mean, nothing says ridiculous, muscle-obsessed, and drunk like the cast of "Jersey Shore." Stay classy, Devotion.

Photo courtesy of TMZ.com

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