Friday, August 27, 2010

No, No, Really, We Believe You

"Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don't want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi." - Karissa Shannon, former Playmate and former "girlfriend" of Hugh Hefner, to Karissa, who was recently photographed kissing her twin sister, Kristina, for the entertainment of partygoers at the Playboy Mansion, claims that Spencer stole the Heidi/Karissa sex tape when he was retrieving his belongings from Heid's house. Right. Spencer stole your camera, he had nothing to do with filming you and Heidi, and you are devastated that the tape will be released. Of course. And while we're at it, of course you were in love with Hef, of course it's normal to french kiss your sister, and of course you are NOT a terrible, depressing, pathetic example of womanhood and citizenry. Of course.

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