Monday, August 23, 2010
This morning, I found out that I agree with Bill O'Reilly. As you can imagine, it took a few hours for me to recover. I had just risen from my sick bed when I read athollywoodreporter.com that "...breakout star [Mike] Sorrentino (aka The Situation) has jumped at the opportunity to capitalize on his fame. By year's end, the 29 year-old stands to earn more than $5 million..." Let me just repeat this for you: One of the stars of MTV's "Jersey Shore" is going to make $5 million this year. And, get this: most of his money won't come from MTV, but from endorsements. Endorsements? What? This chucklehead can't possibly make anyone want to buy anything -- well, other than a sledge hammer for the TV. But $5 million dollars. $5 million dollars for "gym, tan, laundry." Okay. I'm going back to bed now.