"The Hoff and I are mad cool. He's an awesome guy." - "Jersey Shore's" Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, speaking to Us Weekly about his just-eliminated "Dancing with the Stars" co-star, David Hasselhoff. Yeah, this friendship sounds like a great idea. Let's look at the pair's recent resumé items: Before sharing the DWTS stage, Hoff appeared wasted and slurring in a home movie filmed by his daughter, and then he went on to pimp out said daughter and her sister on a reality show; Sitch, on the other hand, has been busy flashing his abs all over town while garnering fame for his "Jersey Shore" residence, where his accomplishments include labeling "ugly" girls"grenades." And now they're friends. Great. One small step for talentless fools, one giant step for the destruction of society. Thanks, DWTS!
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