Wednesday, September 22, 2010

TM-Effing-I, Dude

"I had my nipple moved up half an inch, so my boobs were lifted without having a scar from the nipple to underneath the breast...[A week later] I felt a sharp pain in my left breast but didn't realize how serious it was until the bandages came off and there was tear around my nipple." - Kim Zolciak, of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta," to InTouch magazine. I should add that KZo tore her -- say it with me, people -- NIPPLE! on a water slide in the Bahamas. Once you regain consciousness, think about the idiocy involved in throwing yourself down a water park ride one week after having your NIPPLES! moved. At least she won't have that scar, though. Thank goodness. That would be madness.

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