Monday, September 13, 2010

There Are Almost No Words, Volume 2

"The girl was pretty much, uh, peed on by Ronnie. He peed in many different ways. And, uh, ya know, she just took it and smiled. Like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive." - Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, on the most recent episode of MTV's "Jersey Shore." Look, I don't know who "the girl" is, how many different ways one can pee, or what any of this has to do with Santa Claus. I do know that over 3 million people watched this show last week. I need to go lie down now.

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