Saturday, October 23, 2010

From the Files of "Please Have a Sandwich," Edition 6.0

Dear Tara Reid,

I know the press gives you a hard time, what with the botched plastic surgeries and the drinking and all the rest. But remember The Big Lebowski? You were awesome in that. And this looks like a perfectly sober (if strained) smile on your face last night. So, I have an idea. How about this: MILKSHAKES. With our without Bailey's -- doesn't matter. Just please get some calories into that body. I bet you're fun to hang out with when you aren't starving to death. Literally.

Think about it,


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