Nothing About This Is Suspect. Not At All.

"I just didn't want to be defined by my lips anymore." - Lisa Rinna, on Access Hollywood tonight, speaking about her lip reduction surgery. This morning, she was on NBC's Today talking about...you guessed it, her lip reduction surgery. The story goes like this: She got collagen, then she got silicon, but people have teased her and it hurts her feelings, so she had her artificially inflated lips artificially reduced. Got it? If you need more explanation, I'm sure she'll be talking about on on TV again real soon. But in case the little Greek tragedy of Lisa and her in-and-out silicon pout is not enough to sustain your interest, Lisa and her husband, Harry Hamlin, added some extra drama to the Today segment. Just as the couple was going on the air, they received a phone call that the retail store they own, Belle Grey, was being robbed. Their store was being robbed as they were walking onto a live television spot. Wow. Crazy timing, isn't it? Oh, I should also mention that the married has-beens --  I mean actors are starring in a new...say it with me...reality show. Of course they are. And if you still don't know what's going on here, Lisa pretty much spells it out  for you. Stay classy, Rinna-Hamlins.