"The rehab will treat only women, not men...the financing is in place and it's going to be very religiously oriented." - Michael Lohan, on the drug rehab facility he's opening in Pasadena, California, to Radaronline.com. Only women, huh? Well, I guess that makes sense given his track record of one acrimonious divorce, two daughters who won't speak to him, and an ex-fiancée who charged him with domestic abuse. Poppa Lohan really gets women, you know? As for the rehab center's pro-God, anti-prescription meds policy, MLo explains, "I believe spirituality and holistic methods can cure anything." Well, except for chronic doucheyness, evidently.