I had only just recovered from the Brett Favre video, having spent the last 48 hours drinking away the memory (don't judge me), when I stumbled across an excerpt from Keith Richards' new book at Jezebel.com. Writing about Mick Jagger's relationship with Marianne Faithful, Richards explains that Marianne "had no fun with his tiny todger. I know he's got an enormous pair of balls - but it doesn't quite fill the gap." Dear Lord. Make it stop.