Okay, look, Axe Body Spray: I've already gagged a hundred times on your obnoxious smell. How many of my senses must you offend? Seriously: how many??? The picture above is from Axe's new advertising campaign in which the company promises to "scrub away the skank" with its newest body wash fragrance, Snake Peel. Scrub away the skank. With Snake Peel! In case you haven't had any coffee yet, let me break this down for you: Axe Body Wash promises it can wash away the, uh, residue of your meaningless one-night stands with random women. You might still have those pesky STDs, but you'll smell like middle-school musk! Awesome! Thanks, Axe!
And thanks to Jezebel.com for the heads-up.