A Glimpse Inside a Beautiful Mind

"I always have a good time when I go out to the club, but in the back of my mind, I'm thinking that I got a girl here. I got pajamas picked out already. This girl wants to bang me. I want to go back to the crib." - Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, on the latest episode of Jersey Shore. Not only is he a skilled mind-reader, but The Sitch really knows how to turn on the sexy. I mean, what girl doesn't melt at the mention of pajamas? Swoon.