Thursday, October 21, 2010
"...It's my guide to the 'Jersey Shore," battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger." - Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's description of his new book to Amazon. If you aren't up to snuff on The Sitch's esoteric vocabulary, let me help: "grenade" is a term for an ugly woman. Yup. Given his early dalliances in language, it's clear that this book is going to be awesome. I've only looked at the cover and already my soul has a rash. Keep up the good work, Mikey!