Saturday, November 27, 2010

Hello? Redeeming Qualities? I Know You're In There Somewhere...

Here's the lovely Kim Zolciak. In case you've protected your senses from KZo until now, let's go over her, um, curriculum vitae, as it is:

She appears on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta."
She pretended to be a lesbian for a few weeks.
She has recorded two ear-bleed-inducing, soul-bruising singles, ""Tardy to the Party"" and "Google Me."
In this photo, she is three months pregnant and smoking a cigarette. In public.

This Thanksgiving weekend, I'm grateful that this hot mess with a complete disregard for both the future of society and the respiratory system of her baby is not my mother. You?

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