Everywhere I turn this morning I am assaulted with Paris Hilton's essentially naked ass. AGAIN. This tasty shot was taken yesterday in Los Angeles. So either she's so colossally stupid that she hasn't learned from all the OTHER times we've seen her bits, or she flashes the paps on purpose. Moronic or disgusting...hmmm...tough to say. I'm going to go out on a limb and say both. And now I have to go clean the vomit off my chin. Happy Humpday!