Tuesday, November 2, 2010
"You can't judge a book by it's cover." - Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, to Al Roker this morning on the Today show. Al and Sitch were discussing Sitch's book, which is subtitled "A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore," when Al had the audacity to ask, "You don't think this book might be a little disrespectful to women?" Oh, Rokie! Lighten up! Just because "grenade" is Sitch's term for a fat, ugly chick doesn't make it offensive! And besides, you can't judge a book by its cover. Well, as long as it's a pretty, skinny woman. Or a dude. Duh.