Friday, December 10, 2010

Backhanded Compliments, Volume One

Okay, so I like to talk smack. Don't judge me. However, this morning I read 3 -- count 'em, THREE! -- "news" tidbits that warmed the 4 chambers of my desperate heart. In honor of this good news, I hereby announce F-Bomb's newest feature, Backhanded Compliments! WHOOOOOOT!

Taylor Momsen Said Something Not Idiotic: In an Interview with The GuardianTaylor Momsen talks self-love. Says TMom, "Don't sleep around - learn yourself first! can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don't have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance." Um, that's actually...good...advice. Yeah, I said it. Of course, she also spews some nonsense about getting naked at 16 for a music video, but let's focus on the positives, mm-kay?

Literacy, 1; Asshat Clowns, 0: Life&Style reports that The Situation's book is tanking. Evidently, Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting In Your GTL on the Jersey Shore has sold only 4,000 copies. The good news is that we can all face today with a new glimpse of hope for the future. The bad news: it sold 4,000 copies.

Just...GOOD: Jillian Michaels, who likes to sell snake oil and shame people into not eating, has announced she is leaving "The Biggest Loser" to focus on...wait for it...wait for it..."becoming a mommy and doing more charity work." Well, well, well. Bravo, JMic. Just pull those fake diet pills off the market, lower your voice, and I might stop dreaming about kicking you in the shins.

I don't know about you, but I'm exhausted by my lack of rage. Good day, people. I SAID GOOD DAY!

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