Monday, December 20, 2010

Can I Bid On Her Self-Respect Instead?

"This sweater was given to me after spending the night with Ashton. I no longer have any attachment to this sweater and I am hoping someone else will enjoy it." - the note on Ebay posted by Brittney Jones, alleged mistress of Ashton Kutcher. There are so many things about this to enjoy/be horrified by, but my favorite part is definitely her middle school "I no longer have any attachment" message to Ashton. Here! Take your stupid stuffed bear from Walgreens! I don't want it anymore! Ahh, to be young and desperate. And easy. Way to go, Britt!

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