"I will pull out my schlong here right now!" - P Diddy, on "Chelsea Lately" last night, after Chelsea repeatedly referred to him as "girl." Puffy showed up trashed to plug his new project, Diddy-Dirty Money. After slurring his way through the first few minutes of the interview, he offered to show Chelsea his, uh, manhood. Look, I'm all for drinking and slurring, but keep it in your pants, P Creepy.